Krieg Lines
BLOODY SAND, GIVE ME BACK MY SKULL.
I LOVE YOUR BLOOD
YOU DONT DIE, I DIE
“I’LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END
“IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
ILL SHOW YOU WHAT A BADASS LOOKS LIKE
WHY ARENT YOU STABBING ME”
THERE’S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE
I KNEW THERE WAS ONE I WAS MISSING.
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!
STOP SCREAMING!
GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!
RAMPAGE TIME!
It’s time to travel insane!
Rampage and heal, HEAL AND RAMPAGE!
SWING THE AXE AND DRINK THE HEALTH!!
Everything is blood!
I FEEL IT ALL!!
IT SUSTAINS ME!!
I style blood… mine AND yours!
I’m here to shank and smile!
Mahahaha! My mind is on fire!
I’m here to shank and smile!
It’s time to bleed!
Who’s ready to flay some scalps?!
While Raving Retribution is active
I know what I have become…
I am the inside of this world…
I taste the gore, and I smell the crying…
AND I WANT MORE! I
want to bathe in your flesh,
I want to savor your fear.
I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!
Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away…
We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part
MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!
Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!
Oh, there’s no time to cry…
We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night…
You won’t make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU’RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!
When activating Buzz Axe Rampage
STOP SCREAMING!
GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!
I’LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!
WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?!
I’LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!
WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?!
GRIND THE CARTILAGE!
OPEN YOUR VEINS!
STOP DYING AT ME!!
GRIND THE CARTILAGE!
OPEN YOUR VEINS!
STOP DYING AT ME!!
NEVER STOP THE KILLING!! NEVER!!
THERE’S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!!!
GET STYLED UPON!!!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOOOOOD!
When Release the Beast is available
I feel the hurt…time for a rampage!
Rampage and fill the red bar!
RAMPAGE TIME!
It’s time to go insane!
SWING THE AXE AND DRINK THE HEALTH!!
When Crippled
Nobody kills me but ME!
No last words for the eighth!
I’ll lick your spine clean!
Everything is blood!
I taste blood… mine AND yours!!
THIS IS THE TRUTH!!
Time to make some head wounds!
Get over here and smell my meat!
I’ve got a spot for you in my liver!
I don’t want to go!
When activating “Light the Fuse”
Boom! Gotcha! BURST IT
When Pull the Pin is activated
Martyr for my little one…
From hell’s heart, I stab at thee!
We’ll all go together!
When getting Critical Kills
How can I snap your neck if you don’t have one?!
Bathe in the MEAT CHUNKS!
It’s a baptism of blood!
YOU MAKE ME VOMIT! [laughs]
After killing a badass (or higher) enemy
I LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, AND I ATE IT ALL!!!
Why did your BLOOD stop singing its sweet song…
I’ll rip out your veins with my teeth!
When getting a Second Wind with “Light The Fuse”
LIFE! IS! PAIN!
Death to LIVE!!
When getting vehicle kills
Laughs Your liver is a hood ornament!
I love it when you splash on my windshield!
Thank you for riding the Psycho Express, Toot-toot! All aboard, I’ll be collecting your tickets, we have beverages in the DINING CAR!!!
When Silence the Voices activates (Self Damage)
YOU CAN’T CONTROL ME!!
When reviving an ally
You’re in my spot!
There’s no barbecue ’til I say there’s a barbecue!
You can’t make them pain scream from down there!
You don’t die today. YOU DIE EVERY DAY!!
The bloody gluttons won’t feed on you today!
You get back on your meat haunches!
Get up, GET UP!! YOU’VE GOT PEOPLE TO HURT!!
It’s a bad, bad flesh rip that leaves YOU screaming.
(That’s right, help ’em. Just like old times…)
When gaining stacks of Salt the Wound
Nothing makes me stronger than a sucking chest wound!
Stab me a THOUSAND TIMES!!
When revived or being revived
(Say ‘thank you’.) NIPPLE SALADS!! (…Close enough.)
I can’t even feel a knife in my spine…
I am unused to the emotions I am currently feeling!
On earning a Second Wind
(On your feet, she might still be out there.)
NOW YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Now to SCRAPE YOUR FACE FROM MY FINGERNAILS!
Why aren’t my fingers in someone’s eye sockets right now… Why aren’t my fingers in someone’s eye sockets right now…
Somebody open me up and put out the fire in my belly… Put it out with knives and bullets and strangling, or I will eat your nephews!
You think this is the end… It will never end. The blood, the screaming, and the teeth, it will start again and again and again, forever!
The silence… Kill it! I’ll find you! Quiet noises… and I’ll STRANGLE the whispers out of you with a BONESAW!!
Stop it, keep the memories down with a knife in its throat, slash it until it bleeds thought juice across the dirt and it’s absorbed into nothingness…
Completing a Challenge
I feel a deep, dark warmth…!
Out of Ammo
I ordered a lead salad!
(Uh-oh. Math. Hope we don’t pop a blood vessel.)
See the numbers, taste the violence….
Spotting a badass
HERE COMES THE BAD TIMES!!
I’m gonna swallow your throat, badass!
I can’t wait to taste your lungs!
I’ll show you what a real badass is!
I see meat muscles!
Don’t cry when I pull your lungs out through your chest!
Come to me wrath sponge!
Splash your blood all over me!
Somebody delivered a FEAST!!
I want to hear you scream!
HERE COMES THE BAD TIMES!!
I’m gonna swallow your throat, badass!
I can’t wait to taste your lungs!
I’ll show you what a real badass is!
I see meat muscles!
Don’t cry when I pull your lungs out through your chest!
Come to me wrath sponge!
Splash your blood all over me!
Somebody delivered a FEAST!!
I want to hear you scream!
When hit by friendly fire
Hurt the one you love! Do it!
I’ll eat the pain.
I feel your spanking.
Friendship is pain.
Shoot me ’til you love me!
Friendlyfriendlyfriendly FIRE!!
DON’T…STOP!!
Play sound
(Damn… they finally turned on me…)
When turning into a Badass Psycho Mutant
I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!
NO! NO, NO, NO!!!
Play sound
I’VE GOT A HUGE HAND!!!
[angry roar]
Play sound
(I’m a monster…!) [Said in the tone of his normal outside voice]
(You wanted ‘im? You GOT ‘IM!)
GOTTA THINK BIG… BIIIIIIG!
When using “Redeem the Soul”
Better this way…
I wanna die here, ME!!
Play sound
Heads up, seven up!
You don’t die, I DIE!
Monster down! Angel up!
Blood for blood!
Don’t cheat my death!
(You don’t deserve this. I do.)
You’re in my spot!
Trading Places!
I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!
NO! NO, NO, NO!!!
Play sound
I’VE GOT A HUGE HAND!!!
[angry roar]
Play sound
(I’m a monster…!) [Said in the tone of his normal outside voice]
(You wanted ‘im? You GOT ‘IM!)
GOTTA THINK BIG… BIIIIIIG!
When using “Redeem the Soul”
Better this way…
I wanna die here, ME!!
Play sound
Heads up, seven up!
You don’t die, I DIE!
Monster down! Angel up!
Blood for blood!
Don’t cheat my death!
(You don’t deserve this. I do.)
You’re in my spot!
Trading Places!
On gaining a level
I heard a ding!
I’m rising!
All I see is red!
This pleasure is agony!
I’m overflowing!
[short, maniacal laughter]
I want to crush something!
Gun time, fun time!
Do you hear that?!
When making a high jump in a vehicle
Looks like them Duke boys are in a peck of trouble!
Somebody catch me!
Ugh, fine! I’ll make the sky bleed!
When gaining Elemental Elation stacks
Bigger mag, better pain!
Stack the frenzy! (Say this with two different styles, the other with a calm voice and the other with a more angry tone with the added words: “Do it!” after)
Burning, melting goodness
When accumulating bloodlust stacks
(This is kinda awful… but mostly awesome…)
I smell a little drop!
BLOOD CONCERTO!!!
Paper cut…
I love it when you bleed at me!
It’s a bloody business, Bates!
Issuing a duel challenge
Friendship is hate!
I’ll give you something to cry about!
LOOK AT ME!
Receiving a duel challenge
That’s more like it!
Thank you!
Yeeeeessss, AGAIN!
Stalemate at a duel
I slaughtered Steven! He’s not even!
I’ll strangle you with that tie!
Opening a chest
What an amazing chest, Gwynevere!
Crack the ribcage to get the goodies!
Violence knick-knacks!
My pain-toys!
I want what’s insiiide yoouuu!
Gimme your guts, metal box!
What sweet meats do you have today?
Look at all the death-trinkets!
In Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep
SMELLS LIKE HOME! (entering Unassuming Docks)
I’LL CRACK YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH!
THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME!
THE MIND FLAYERS ARE AT IT AGAIN! THE PUZZLING PAIN!\
Rolling a Dice Chest once
“IT’S A BOUNCY LOOT GOD THAT I PRAY TO!”
“RIVER ROLLING! ROLLING! ROLLING!”
“TOO MANY SIDES! TOO MUCH TO COUNT!”
YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD, SO DEAD-DEAD-DEAD-DEAD!
THE TINY ONE AND THE SAD-FACED MOTHER AND THE BLUE TATTOO FOREVER AND EVER!
“Just… work with me here, man. We can do this. You just need to listen to me a little bit more.”
Outside voice: “I’LL RIP THE EARS FROM MY OWN SKULL AND EAT THEM RAW.”
Inner voice: “I’ll take that as a no.”
Log – Old Life
Inner voice: “I kind of miss the thrill of the hunt. When we used to hunt down those fugitives and mercs for the highest bidder. Stalking and sneaking and tracking… we were a highly-trained predator.”
Outside voice: “YOWLING MADNESS AT THE MIDDAY MOON.”
Inner voice: “There it is. Well, it looks like I’m stuck with you. For now, at least.”
Outside voice: “YOU WILL NOT RIP THE MEAT MAN FROM THE SMALL MAN.”
Inner voice: “Apparently not.”
Log – Cave
Inner voice: “It took years of work, but I can finally express myself-even if it’s only in the silence of this cave.”
Outside voice: “QUIET CAN SUCK A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH MY SKULL!”
Inner voice: “Lovely imagery. But of course you don’t like it. There’s no faces to slice open with a buzz axe. But trust me, it’s for our own good that we-“
Outside voice: "TOUCHY-TOUCH WITH A WHIP CRACK ON MY OWN BACKSIDE."
Log – Stuck
Inner voice: “I don’t know how long I have until it happens again. But I need to remember her. I need to remember her face. Maybe, if I can just hold on to that… some day I’ll see her again, and I’ll tell her-“
Outside voice: “RIPPING JAWBONES OFF THE TORTURE MEAT!”
Inner voice: “No! Damn it. Can’t believe I’m still stuck with you after all this time!”
Outside voice: “SPIN-AXE IS ALWAYS THIRSTY FOR THE MEAT JUICE.”
“”I’VE GOT A SPIN-AXE WITH YOUR BLOOD ON IT!””
"I got my revenge on Hyperion… thought maybe I'd come back after that. But I'm still stuck with you. Grgh… am I ever gonna get out of this?"
“”DON’T… DON’T BE A… DON’T BE A WALKING SKINSUIT OR I’LL RIP THE HOSES OFF YOUR CHEST!””
Outside voice: “DROPPING ANCHORS IN THE SICK PIT WITH FIERY RAINS.”
Maya: “Easy, Krieg, it’s okay. You heard what Lilith said. Sanctuary’s gone, but we’re all still Vault Hunters. Including you.”
Maya: "I can't stay. I have to go to Athenas. I left those people defenseless. And I have to know more about what I am. It feels… important."